{"id":1112,"date":"2014-07-04T09:54:53","date_gmt":"2014-07-04T00:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seanmisen.com\/?p=1112"},"modified":"2014-07-04T09:54:53","modified_gmt":"2014-07-04T00:54:53","slug":"welcome-to-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/uncategorized\/welcome-to-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to America"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The experience that one has when encountering a faceless organ of the state really depends on the manner and tone of the actual human face you interact with. I return to the US about once or twice a year, and have had a wide range of experiences. Sometimes the border control agents are very friendly, chatting about their day, or mentioning their own Japanese experiences when I mention where I live. Other times they simply follow their script. Usually the script seems pretty boring, almost basic to the point of inanity.<\/p>\n<p>When I flew back into the US this May, I had a rather odd interaction with the border control agent in Los Angeles. Here&#8217;s the content of our entire exchange. I&#8217;m confident that it is word for word, since I wrote it down immediately afterward:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Why were you in Japan?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I live there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you do in Japan?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I teach English.<\/p>\n<p><strong>When is your birthday?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>June 6th, 1984<\/p>\n<p><strong>Have you ever lived in New Haven, CT?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Welcome to America.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Have you ever lived in New Haven, Connecticut?<\/em>\u00a0My initial reaction was that the guy thought I looked familiar and wanted to make sure he knew me or not. But would he insert such a personal question into an official transaction of information? And if it was a legitimate question, what is the connection? I&#8217;m still amused by the seeming pointlessness of the exchange. I gave all of the right answers, but I have some new doubts about the relevance of the questions asked at our borders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The experience that one has when encountering a faceless organ of the state really depends on the manner and tone of the actual human face you interact with. I return to the US about once or twice a year, and have had a wide range of experiences. Sometimes the border control agents are very friendly, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seanholland.net\/seanmisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}